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From the President of the United States
Monday, April 6, 2009 at 11:01AM 
This morning I decided to share some thoughts, on behalf of President Obama. He is to couth to say these things to you, so he has appointed me, his unofficial official spokesperson of real talk. Here are a few of things he would like to share with you:
Rush Limbaugh: SSHHHHHH!!!!! Even a fool is thought wise if he keeps silent, and discerning if he holds his tongue. (Proverbs 17:28)
Sean Hannity: A fool finds no pleasure in understanding but delights in airing his own opinions. (Proverbs 18:2)
Fox News: have another glass of haterade...
Ignorant trifling black people: please stop naming your chicken shack, weave, watermelon stand and cornbread after me. P.S. please do not try to combine my name with your name and name your child some crazy ISH like Obamamisha.
Tricks trying to get at me: I love my wife and in case you don't know she is from Chicago... she WILL CUT YOU!
Ignorant rap "artist:. I am not your president. You are a disgrace to black men. Stop disrespecting our women and perpetuating the stereotype. Take your "wealth" and do something productive with it and stop have baby mama, if she was good enough to sleep with, she should be good enough to marry.
Rednecks: why are you so surprised...there are millions of educated, articulate black men who have a job love their wives and take care of their children.
I am not here because I am black. I am where I am because I worked hard. I persevered. I overcame obstacles and endured hardship. I took whatever opportunities I had utilized them. I pursued education. I made goals and I fulfilled them. If you want to be like me...work hard, succeed over come, irregardless of what color you are.
To himself in the mirror... Dam I make this look good...I HAVE brought sexy back!
Reader Comments (1)
**standing on chair, applauding/whistling**
Tell em, sis! That is so real. I love the part about Michelle being from Chicago. (I can just see her telling someone, "Don't let this suit fool you..." LOL
And I hope and PRAY that they take your advice about the kids' names. Lord, help me, I was just getting over the generation of bad names from before...